My Bestfriend

How do you know if a person is a cat lover? My friend and cat whisperer, Shaun Olmsted, lists down the sure fire ways to tell if someone is a cat person:

• You select your friends based on how well your cats like them.
• Your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress.
• You think it’s cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter.
• You sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move.
• You kiss your cat on the lips.
• You feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork.
• Your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat.
• Your cat sleep on your head and you like it.
• You watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote.
• You buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat.
• You stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in. You rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date.
• You give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas. You spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse.
• The Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa’s lap. And you make your cat sign the card with his paw print.
• You put off making the bed until the cat gets up.
• You climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won’t disturb the sleeping cat.
• At the store, you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself.
• You cook a special turkey dinner for your cat on holidays.
• You have pictures of your cat in your wallet and you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children.
• When people call to talk to you on the phone, you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well.
• You accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, you eventually double-date
• with the cats to see how they get along?
• When someone new comes to your house, you introduce your cat, by name, to them?

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